Valkyre

I Should Have Listened to My Inner Voice

I went and grabbed a pretty ragged pair of jeans for work today. The knee had a large horizontal tear in it. That didn't bother me as much as the slight hole below the pocket in the rear. Something told me to just toss this pair in the garbage and grab another. But, I didn't listen. As I was working today, though, I noticed that every time I bent over to do anything, I kept hearing a tearing sound. I noticed that the little tear in the back was now about 3 inches long. So, I went out to my car and grabbed my sweatshirt and wore it tied around my waste. Good thing I had it. Eventually the other side started to tear too. Pretty soon they were both about 6 inches long, and one could see my underwear. Fortunately, the only ones to see me are a bunch of dogs and puppies, and maybe the owners, if they pop in. But, the sweatshirt covered everything up, just in case.