Lately, I've been feeling a little guilty about killing bugs and spiders. I leave the real tiny spiders alone and have ignored the Daddy Long Legs that hang around here. Some spiders, I try to catch in a glass and release outside. But, I'm sorry spiders.... If you are so freaking big that I can see you crawling down a wall, in the dark, with my peripheral vision, then you go to go. When you are so big, that I hesitate, wondering if the small box I am holding will kill you on the first strike.... When you are so big that I wonder if even a .45 slug may not kill you, but only piss you off..... Wham! And then, even though you don't seem to be moving, I flush you down the toilet. I considered tossing you in the trash, but I was afraid that you might come back alive and seek revenge. Even then, I still had visions of you crawling out of the toilet, even bigger, meaner and full of revenge. *Shudder*
Posted by Valkyre at November 27, 2007 09:25 AM